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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Sat 07 May 2011, 18:44

7. Got a new set of golf clubs for the wife, ...best swap i've ever made !
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 11 May 2011, 12:26

8. Osama Bin Laden's DNA test revealed traces of chocolate, sugar and coconut. The CIA attribute this to the large Bounty on his head.

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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 11 May 2011, 19:53

Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Thu 12 May 2011, 18:36

10. Two Cannibals eating a clown, one says, Does this taste funny to you ?
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Mon 16 May 2011, 13:10

11. I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05

12. People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian...yeah well they're not laughing now. (the legendary Bob Monkhouse)
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