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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 27 Apr 2011, 08:20

9. Imperial

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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:58

10. Rachmaninoff
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:04

11. Smirnoff Blue Label
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:45

12. Smirnoff Black Label
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:40

13. Finlandia

Next up, one liner gags.

1. I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep; not screaming and terrified like his passengers.

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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:12

2. A mate of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:47

3. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. (stolen from the late, great Mitch Hedberg)
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Thu 28 Apr 2011, 09:05

4. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:22

5. I realised i was dsylexic when i went to a Toga party dressed as a goat.
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:04

6. Confucius say "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day." bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Sat 07 May 2011, 17:44

7. Got a new set of golf clubs for the wife, ...best swap i've ever made !
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 11 May 2011, 11:26

8. Osama Bin Laden's DNA test revealed traces of chocolate, sugar and coconut. The CIA attribute this to the large Bounty on his head.

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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Wed 11 May 2011, 18:53

Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Thu 12 May 2011, 17:36

10. Two Cannibals eating a clown, one says, Does this taste funny to you ?
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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Mon 16 May 2011, 12:10

11. I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

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PostSubject: Re: Baker's Dozen   Mon 16 May 2011, 13:05

12. People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian...yeah well they're not laughing now. (the legendary Bob Monkhouse)
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