What's the weirdest thing you've ever said in your sleep, or just after waking up and still being in that half-dream state?

My boyfriend Alex reminded me last night of a particular summer morning a few years ago when we were still living in Canterbury. A few moments after being woken up in the middle of a dream and my brain being still half-asleep, I inexplicably and quite innocently said the word... ... ...'Pigeon.'

A code word for an underground rebel hideout, perhaps? Was I an orthinologist on the verge of some breakthrough research on nesting patterns? Or was it simply what my dream-self was having for dinner?

My older sister Pauline swears to this day, that when I was about six or seven years old, I used to speak in German in my sleep.

Whole sentences apparantly...

Mrs Eag delights in telling the story that a few months ago I said "ice-cream" in my sleep, and mimed licking one.

Even weirder as she's the one who talks in her sleep... and who loves ice-cream!

Eag - is your subconscious trying to tell you that your diet is severely lacking in ice cream?

My baby brother (the younger of the two, as both my brothers are younger than I am) is the one who talks in his sleep. On one occasion, somehow, he yelled "SHUT UP" at my other brother. It was pretty hilarious.

I said,
"There's monkeys downstairs, with ruby, eating chocolate and wine"
If you just say anything to me in my sleep, i'll answer it for you.

I don't think I do much sleep talking - at least, I've never been told by anyone that I've done it! But Mr Chrissie is always chattering away at night. One really amusing one I can remember was when he seemed to be having an argument with his brother, he kept saying "Davy, leave it out!" and the big finish was "For fuckssake Davy!" I still tease him about it now and again, that one was really funny!

Haha, sleep-swearing is always good for a laugh!

Well, as far as I remember I don't talk in my sleep but when I was a small kid I shouted (awake) at night "Wottick!!" (I picked that up from a french(?) song on the radio where a word appeared in the chorus that sounded like that)

I used to work for Currys and Hubby told me I'd once told him I'd give him the batteries for free...obviously as a sweetner!