Another example of the annoying drunken gig-goer is the type who think buying a ticket gives them the right to hurl abuse at the band.
One occasion we remember fondly was a group of snotty, drunken [[nsert preferred expletive here] at the Reebok Stadium Coldplay gig back in 2005. These unpleasant so-and-so's were amusing themselves by yelling abuse at Chris Martin (fair enough, some might think - strange, though, to have paid £30 for the privilege).
Much amusement ensued when the loudest of the loudmouths had his fun interrupted by half a pie splatting into the back of his head, courtesy of somebody behind who evidently, had had enough of their behaviour.
Aforementioned youth and friends then skulk off, fearful of being on the receiving end of more unwanted comestibles. I still see him now, confused, tail between his legs, picking gravy and crust out of his previously carefully-arranged hair.
Funny how the irritant always seems to be wherever you are stood, though. Does that make me unlucky, paranoid, or is it that there are an awful lot of annoying people at gigs and it really doesn't matter where you are - there will always be one nearby to spoil things?
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